His friend Kakyoin, a weird autistic kid who likes to rerorerorerorero his cherry and rape people with his green tentacle ghost.
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He is accompany by his granddad Joseph from part 2, who can use the kung fu technique from part 1 and some silly purple tentacles that could projectile pornography on TV screen. Joseph later fucked some bitch for a daughter and the daughter banged a small asian penis and fart out a boy, and that boy will be the protagonist in:Īnother shittastic sequel about some douchebag named Jotaro, who can fist with his creepy ghost sturr planshurr. However, he was fucked off by an asspull and was sent to Mars. In the end, Kars, the leader of team rocket trio succeed his ultimate life form, which grants him everything in world but sex and use that power to rape Joseph.
Together, they had a typical Naruto training arc. There is also a milf, who just happens to be Joseph's mom, which he jacked off to. After learning the existence of those evil motherfucker from a guy who he just blown up with a bag of grenade, he went to Mexico to rescue his uncle SPEEEEDAWAGOOOON and met a fucking Nazi with a french accent, who later becomes a cyborg because GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!! Joseph later met a douchebag from Italy, who just happened to be the descendant of some Italian Kung Fu master from part 1. This time, Joseph Joestar, a swaglicious gangster which, unlike his sissy grandfather is now facing off evil vampire caveman of Aztec that created the mask. Jonathan's bottom bitch Erina magically survived with an asspull.Īraki, being the untalented hack he is, goes through his glamour magazine of things to rip off and rips off Indiana Jones. Jonathan later beat Dio's ass by using some bullshit Kung Fu technique named after fat pig thighs but was ambushed later by Dio on a poorly made British ship, which it blows up, leaving Dio trapped inside a coffin with Jonathan's body for at least 100 years. After getting his sissy British ass slapped by Jonathan's shit, Dio got butthurt and decided to become a vampire by doing some sort of satanic sacrifice shit that requires a stone mask made from some gay caveman. Dio was born an asshole and raped by his dad so he killed JoJo's dog and raped his girlfriend. A story about the beautiful gay love between Jonathan and Dio. It has eight arcs because Araki has ADHD, and these arcs are:Ī rip off of Castlevania and Fist of North Star because Araki wrote this shit in the 80's proving he was just an untalented hack. Each arc of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure follows the same plot, which consists of a member of the Joestar bloodline pissing off some faggot with at least one superhuman ability in some manner.